BS Detector Malfunctions

BS Detector Malfunctions
My BS detector overloads and freezes when I hear certain politicians. Since BS detector insurance is expensive, I try to fix it myself. With politicians producing so much BS these days, they should come out with a public option for BS detector insurance. If we had a cash for worn out BS detectors program, I could trade mine for a new green manure model. Ut oh, my detector is freezing again.
Last week, I visited my Mum and her boyfriend, Ed, aged 85 and 86, respectively. Ed likes to keep the TV on all the time, whether he listens to it or not. Politicians were giving eulogies for Ted Kennedy. Like most people, Kennedy’s improved since his demise, but Mum grumbled, “He murdered that girl.”
He also abused waitresses and his 60s immigration bill abused the nation.
Ed got up and Mum turned the TV off. Ed returned with about 30 keys to try in the lock to his shed. We walked out to try to find the shed key, but none of them worked. We returned to the house, where Ed found more keys. He sat down and turned on the TV, while I walked outside to test the keys. None worked and I returned to the house. Ed got up to look for more keys and Mum turned off the TV, saving wear and tear on my BS detector.
Ed returned with more keys, sat down and turned on the TV. I walked back to the shed and found two keys, labeled, SHED, worked. When I returned to the house, politicians were still praising the improved, no longer alcoholic and philandering, Ted K. My BS detector overloaded and froze.