Headlines
June 1- All
major news sources: Romney Assassinated by Suicide Bomber. No Trace of Either
Found. Bystanders Dead and Wounded.
June 2-Main
Stream Media: Obama Decries Rightwing Terrorists. Says Romney Killed for being Moderate.
Drudge and Fox: No Evidence of Bomber’s
Identity. Ron Paul Declared Republican Contender in November.
June 3- All
major news sources: Obama Declares Martial Law, Cancels Election.
June 4-
Drudge and Fox: Evidence of Leftist Plot Behind Bombing. Bill Ayres Suspected
by Independent Investigators.
Main Stream
Media: Woman Found Living With 5000 Cats in One Bedroom Apartment
June 5- Main
Stream Media: Obama Shuts Down Drudge and Fox
June 6-
Internet Rumors: Administration Detaining Tea Party Organizers Without Hearings.
Main Stream
Media: Reality Star Dumps Old Boyfriend, Flies Away With New One.
June 7- Internet
Rumors: Roads Clogged With Survivalists Fleeing Cities and Suburbs. Wealthy
Fleeing Country.
Main Stream
Media: Obama Claims Government will not Confiscate Property of Wealthy.
June 8-
Internet Rumors: IRS Agents Confiscating Property of Wealthy. All Republicans Considered
Wealthy.
Main Stream
Media: Three Hollywood Stars Adopt African Babies
June 9-
Internet Rumors: Couple Shoots Agents Sent to Confiscate Their Home. Administration
Sends National Guard to Assist IRS. National Guard Refuses to Obey Administration’s
Orders
Main Stream
Media: Gay Hollywood Couple Marries and Adopts African Babies.
June 10-
Internet Rumors: Massive Rebellion Against Government
Main Stream
Media: Woman Found Keeping 50 Large African Cats, 3 Elephants and 6 Giraffes in
One Bedroom Apartment.
June 11-
Internet Rumors: Armed Forces Join Rebels
Main Stream
Media: New Reality Show Stars Lesbian Couple Living with 500 Cats, 20 Giraffes,
60 Elephants, 90 Wolves and 40 African Babies in One Bedroom Apartment
June 12- Main
Stream Media: Administration Closes Internet and Orders All Users Arrested.
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